Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Benjamin Franklin.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide – Bertrand Russell.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction – Bob Marley.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems – Dan Castellaneta.

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting – Don Marquis.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut – Ernest Hemingway.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts – Finley Dunne.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy – Frank Sinatra.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water – Galileo.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life – George Bernard Shaw.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! – Gerard Way.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading – Henny Youngman.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little – Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen.

Alcohol – the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living – Jean Kerr.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk – John Marcellus Huston.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third – Knute Rockne.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time – Lady Astor.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness – or so good as drink – Lord Chesterton.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it – Raymond Chandler.

Alcohol and drug addiction are problems, and we should use outside agencies that know the business – Richard Daley.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss – Robert Heinlein.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel – Robert Louis Stevenson.

Wine is bottled poetry – Robert Louis Stevenson.

In any case, if there’s information a parolee is using drugs or alcohol, that is definitely something we would like to know – Russ Marlan.

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought – Samuel Johnson.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness – Seneca.

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it – Thomas Jackson.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her – W.C. Fields.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill.

I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me – Winston Churchill.