A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race – Barbara Christine Seifert.

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on – Carl Sandburg.

A crying baby is the best form of birth control – Carole Tabron.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last – Charles Dickens.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful – Charles Osgood.

They are babies in waiting, life on ice – Claudia Wallis.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss – Deepak Chopra.

Babies are such a nice way to start people – Don Herrold.

A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it – Frank A. Clark.

Every child begins the world again – Henry David Thoreau.

Every baby needs a lap – Henry Robin.

There is a ‘’sanctity” involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it – James Baldwin.

Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it – Jean Kerr.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing – Kin Hubbard.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one – Leo J. Burke.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty – Mark Twain.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother – Mark Twain.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out – Matthew Broderick.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful – Queen Victoria.

Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!” – Stephen Wright.

Children reinvent your world for you – Susan Sarandon.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies – Winston Churchill.