If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter – Albert A. Grant.

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so – Alison Gomme.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings” – Dave Barry.

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows “Why” will always be his boss – Diane Ravitch.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties – Doug Larson.

Most bosses know instinctively that their power depends more on employee’s compliance than on threats or sanctions – Fernanda Bartolme.

Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it – Franklin P. Jones.

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats – Howard Aiken.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss – Jim Murray.

I would be a billionaire if I was looking to be a selfish boss. That’s not me – John Gotti.

The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week – Robert Frost.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day – Robert Frost.

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself – Thomas J. Watson.