I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town – Abe Lemons.
Only cowards insult dying majesty – Aesop.
The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard – David Gerrold.
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion – Edmond de [...]

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer – Albert Einstein.
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination – Albert Einstein.
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality – Albert Einstein.
It has yet to be [...]

Life on the planet is born of woman – Adrienne Rich.
Life is the sum of all your choices – Albert Camus.
True religion is real living; living with all one’s soul, with all one’s goodness and righteousness – Albert Einstein.
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die – Amelia Burr.
Life is a [...]

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love – Albert Einstein.
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage – Ambrose Bierce.
Loving is never a waste of time – Astrid Alauda.
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat – Ben Hecht.
When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has [...]

The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act – Barbara Sher.
Diligence is the mother of good luck – Benjamin Franklin.
Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny – Don Sutton.
Everything in life is luck – Donald Trump.
A great man’s greatest good luck is to die at the right time [...]

I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn’t know that, and I have no carbons – Adrienne Rich.
I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart – Albany Bach Reid.
In the hope to meet Shortly again, and make our absence sweet – Ben Jonson.
I think we dream [...]

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions – Anthony J. D’angelo.
The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society – more briefly, to find your real job, and do it – Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship [...]

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it – Abigail Charleson.
Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice – Dianne Nahirny.
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language – Ernest Hemingway.
Age and retirement appear to be [...]

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day’s great sun – Charles Hanson Towne.
Love me and the world is mine – David Reed.
We loved with a love that was more than love – Edgar Allan Poe.
The simple lack of her is more to me than others’ presence – Edward Thomas.
I love thee [...]

A man must be sacrificed now and again to provide for the next generation of men – Amy Lowell.
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else – Bernadette Devlin.
The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could [...]

Our insignificance is often the cause of our safety – Aesop.
Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it – Albert Smith.
He that’s secure is not safe – Benjamin Franklin.
“Safety First” is “Safety Always” – Charles M. Hayes.
Early and provident fear is the mother of safety – Edmund [...]

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better – Benny Hill.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. [...]

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die – Amelia Burr.
Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living – Antoine de Saint-Exupery.
Hang sorrow, care ‘ll kill a cat – Ben Jonson.
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m [...]

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed – Albert Einstein.
In principle, I’m sorry that we didn’t liquidate him – Ariel Sharon.
Love is always having to say I’m sorry – Bob Irwin.
Never throw stones at your mother, You’ll be sorry for it when [...]

Stress is poison – Agave Powers.
Don’t let your mind bully your body into believing it must carry the burden of its worries – Astrid Alauda.
I try to avoid stress – it makes me feel like I’m rubber-stamping all my organs “Urgent” – Berri Clove.
Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think, and it’s [...]

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing – Abraham Lincoln.
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value – Albert Einstein.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you [...]

Sympathy is something that shouldn’t be bestowed upon the Yankees. Apparently it angers them – Bob Feller.
Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load – Charles Henry Parkhurst.
To be in one’s own heart in kindly sympathy with all things; this is the nature of righteousness – Confucius.
Next to love, sympathy is the divinest passion of [...]

I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude – Benjamin Disraeli.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked – Bernard Meltzer.
The best kind of giving is thanksgiving – Chesterton.
A thankful heart [...]

Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would I’d never leave – A.A. Milne.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? – A.A. Milne.
I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart – Albany Bach Reid.
If I had a single flower for every time [...]

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.  ~Zelda Fitzgerald
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.  ~Kay Knudsen
Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs.  ~Ovid
Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.  ~Percy Bysshe Shelley
I need the starshine of your heavenly [...]