Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates – Abbott Lawrence Lowell.

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? – David Wood.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound – Dennis Prager.

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture – Elbert Hubbard.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage – George Gobel.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students – John Ciardi.

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows – J. Robert Oppenheimer.

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000 – Leonard L. Levinson.

Hitler destroyed the German university with design; we destroyed ours without – Martin H. Fischer.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment – Robert Frost.

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving – Russell Green.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad – Theodore Roosevelt.

A college education shows a man how little other people know – Thomas Chandler Haliburton.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep – W.H. Auden.

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner – Will Rogers.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach – Will Rogers.