You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it – Albert Einstein.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling – Ambrose Bierce.

You don’t gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day – Bert Ambrose.

Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other – Charles Lamb.

A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated – Count Leo Tolstoy.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds – Dan Bennett.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized – Dean Inge.

A gambler with a System must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane – George Augustus Sala.

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win – George Bernard Shaw.

The greatest advantage in gambling lies in not playing at all – Girolamo Cardano.

Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society – Gordon B. Hinkley.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn’t come in until half-past five – Henny Youngman.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil – Heywood Broun.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one – Jack Yelton.

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out” – Jeffrey Bernard.

Don’t be a gambler; once a gambler, always a gambler – John W Gates.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket – Kin Hubbard.

The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself – Nick Dandalos.

By gaming we lose both our time and treasure – two things most precious to the life of man – Owen Felltham.

The better the gambler, the worse the man – Publius Syrus.

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner – Thomas Robert Dewar.

I invest, you bet, he gambles – Traditional Motto.

If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough – VP Pappy.

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people – W.C. Fields.

A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope – William Bolitho.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something – Wilson Mizner.