At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other – Ann Landers.

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want – Bill Watterson.

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well – Diane Ackerman.

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked – Evelyn Waugh.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends – Nancie Carmody.

A gentleman doesn’t pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one – Quentin Crisp.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party! – Robin Williams.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court – Smith.

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy – Walker.